i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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