Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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