Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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