My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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