my mouth tastes like poor choices
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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