12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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