gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
We had sex on a dog bed..
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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