I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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