Sponge bath it is.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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