woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
