I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
420 ftw
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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