its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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