so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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