she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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