is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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