oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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