i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
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