Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
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