im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Never joke about your clitoris.
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