just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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