You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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