um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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