I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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