pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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