the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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