I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Rumble strips road head = magical
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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