It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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