Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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