And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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