They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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