I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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