New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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