You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
You took a bar mat shot.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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