I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Randomize
