I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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