i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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