I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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