you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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