The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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