Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
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