What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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