ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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