last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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