toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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