i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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