how can u be prego again
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
Randomize
