she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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