I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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