Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
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