Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
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