You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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