The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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