You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
not ubering you a puppy
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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