Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I think your dad took our porno
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
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